Whirlpools Have Started Appearing Every Day by VT

Out of nowhere whirlpools have started appearing right under some ships. These whirlpools have no necessary source because there is a low amount of wind in the places they appear. If anyone figures out the reason these whirlpools are appearing please tell us and you will be rewarded with a thousand bucks!!!

Please do not go boating from now to when we stop the source.

Animals Can Now Talk! by VT

The recent discovery that animals can talk, really scared humans out of their wits. This can be a good thing because humans will finally be able to understand dogs better! Because of this zoos have closed down due to animals leading a protest. Zookeepers try convincing the animals that keeping them in the zoo is for their own good, but the animals don’t agree. The head zookeeper overheard the animals plotting their revenge by poking people with pointy sticks! Humankind is not safe from these horrible animals. Animals look cute at first but only once you stop giving the animals attention, they will show their true colors. Nothing will stop these ruthless animals from taking over our world!

Dinosaurs Have Come Back!!! by V

The newly invented Time Machine has caused many problems such as: bringing the gladiators back & bringing the revolutionary war to our age! But the biggest problem is the dinosaurs, yes I said dinosaurs!!! If you find a way to defeat the dinosaurs you will get $1,000,000,a mansion, and a Ferrari! If you defeat the other threats you will get $500,000 & a Lamborghini! So if you want to get rich and save the world, please give us ideas to defeat all three threats.

Discoveries of a Vampire by V

“Arrrr, X marks the spot, the treasure of the unknown island will be arrrrrs!!! Wait a second, what is that other ship doing? Captain!” “ Yes? AHHHHH the ship of the bat!!!

Well first to the treasure wins

On the other ship

“ James, your assignment is to infiltrate the other ship as a human.” “ok sir”

On the trail to the treasure

“ Captain let’s take a break & eat something “ “ No, Pointy teeth… wait a second we don’t have a crewmate that has pointy teeth! You're a spy! Get him!” “ haha You Can't catch me i’m a bat now! Oh no not a net!” ding .James takes the net and sends it flying the other way!!!” haha you are trapped, the treasure is mine!!!” “Not for long, the sun is coming out!!!” the captain replies “noooooo!!! Huh I am alive… because my ship is blocking the sun!!!” “ get the treasure James!” a vampire shouted “ oh yeah.” “We are rich! Have fun with the island,pirates!!!”

Aliens Hypnotize People To Do The Chicken Dance! by V

Just yesterday, people in Texas saw a huge UFO landing on roads. These aliens have spiral eyes and sing a weird song saying : oooo aaaaa seeepyyy. Next thing you know people are doing the chicken dance! Nobody knows why the aliens are doing this. 

The attack of griddying aliens in Ohio is very similar to this one. 

This alien encounter is also spreading very fast to 

neighboring states. If you have not been 

hypnotized yet, please move to

A different continent.

 It is no longer

safe in the 

USA 

if you have

any ideas to defeat

these aliens please send us your ideas.

If your Idea defeats the aliens you will win $1,000,000 & bragging rights

So please send ideas so the world doesn’t end. Thank you.

THE THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT ARE ZOMBIES! WILL YOU BE THEIR NEXT TARGET? by VK

 After former president Donald Trump was not re-elected people were wondering what he would do. Apparently he turned a senator into a zombie. They had turned the Legislative and Judicial branches before Trump was sent to court in Miami. While in court all three branches were zombified. Now, behind bars, Trump waits for the chaos to begin.

Ways to save energy and water by V

You might not know this but we use a lot of energy each day. We do not save enough energy,

So Here are 7 ways to save energy at home & by yourself. Kids can do these things too!

1. When we switch on a light, we sometimes forget to switch it off, and we waste a lot of energy, so switch off the lights! If you still want light, open your curtains so natural light comes in.
2.When we wash our hands, we sometimes forget to switch off the water, and a lot of water gets wasted, so switch off your faucet. Also do this when you are brushing your teeth.
3. Try taking short showers instead of baths. If you need to take a bath try filling up the tub with less water.
4. Fill up your dishwashers so you don’t have to run your dishwasher more.
5. Try using natural fires to cook so you do not waste energy.
6. When you use a vacuum cleaner make sure you unplug the it because it could still be using energy even though it is off.
7. Buy solar panels so you use natural lighting instead.

Now you know 7 tips to save energy & water

Make sure to use these tips.

These are only a few ways to save energy and water. Look on your phone or other device to find more ways to save energy and water at home.

Aliens Annoy People In Ohio! by V

Aliens are annoying, the griddy is more annoying, now aliens are doing the griddy in Ohio.

This alien uprising started yesterday and the people are already annoyed!If you live in Ohio relocate now (literally right now)Can you believe it only listening to right foot creep day & night?

Do you think it can get worse? Well it just did, everyone who plugs their ears or listens to something else will get a private show of the griddy. Nobody knows why the aliens are doing this, it’s a mystery that no one can solve. The alien uprising is moving fast, so if your state neighbors Ohio, beware!