Missing Angelina Jolie Found! by SJ

Famous actress Angelina was reported missing after she stormed out of a heated argument between her and Beyonce, today, she was found in Miami, Florida at a luxurious hotel chilling and relaxing, “ I just needed a little break from all the acting i’ve done, not to mention the fight with Beyonce.” Angelina says on TV, “ I am even considering buying a penthouse here in florida, i’ll still be an actress though, just in florida.” While Angelina enjoys her stay in Florida, Beyonce is now moving to...HAWAII

A Mystery by SJ

“ Aurora, how are you, how's work?” 

It was a Friday morning and Aurora Heatherson was already busy enough, she did NOT need more visitors, visitors like Flora Klay. “I’m good, Flora, now if you excuse me, I have a meeting I need to attend.” Aurora breathed lightly as she walked out of her gigantic office and into the hallway with marble floors.

“ Good morning Aurora” 

“Hello Samantha” “Nice to see you Mark.” This was the hour where colleagues of yours or many customers would say hello to everyone even when they could see that they were plenty busy and the last thing they wanted was to be disturbed. Aurora Hetherson worked at the U.S bank and on Friday mornings, she would have to brace herself for many people crowding over the booths of bank tellers and her office. After all, she was a personal banker and every hour, there would be people who wanted help and on their financial goals.

On Saturday, Aurora was having a dinner buffet with all of her colleagues when she collapsed on the ground and went unconscious. After she was rushed to the hospital, the doctor told them that she had died.

Here are the witnesses: Nancy shellman, Sydney Golkan, Ella Tev, Eleanor smith, Brooke Johnson, John Maygel, Samuel Bronstilt, Mark Johnson, Oscar Relin, Sally Sherman, these 10 people were all at the party, Nancy, Sydney and Oscar had said that they were in the bathroom when Aurora collapsed, Ella and Brooke claimed to getting a drink when Aurora collapsed, Samuel and Eleanor had said they waiting at a table for waiters to take their orders, John Maygel was feeling ill himself and left in the first 10 minutes, Mark Johnson and Sally Sherman were talking to Aurora when she suddenly collapsed. 

Here is the question: Who murdered Aurora?

Summer Is Here by SJ

The birds are chirping
The town bells are ringing
Leafs starts to fall, wind starts to blow
Pumpkins are out, costumes too
Zombies, vampires, witches that flew
The leaves are gone now, it turns into snow
Frosty cold weather mixed in with hot cocoa
Snuggle up cozy by the living room fire
The next day, it’s slowly starting to melt,
Flowers start to bloom, animals start to wake
It's the rain that comes next, sputtering against windows
Then its sunshine beaming at the meadows
Where children play tag throughout the fields
School is out, breaks are in
Enjoy the weather because…
Summer is here

Fourth of July by SJ

The day of freedom
Arrives with celebration
Ends with fireworks

The Clock

The clock is ticking
Mother is on her laptop
Father is snoring


Bock

The mouse ran up the clock
This mouse’s name is Bock
The cat named Blake
Loved mice and steak
So Bock ran up the clock

What Are The Pros And Cons Of Arguing? by SJ

Cons: I bet that you and probably everyone in the world has argued with someone or has seen others argue, well, let me tell you this: arguing with others is not only a waste of time but breaks relationships that could lead into more serious events in the future, like suing or divorce. Why waste time having a quarrel with someone, instead of doing things you love, like spending time with pets and family, reading a book, or playing a sport. There is much to do in life, and you aren't alive just to be fighting unwinning, costly battles . Arguing in a relationship is bad for your mindset too, you may think of ways to make your point across in unhealthy ways. While you're arguing you are always thinking of ways to prove his/her wrong and that YOUR opinion is right. However he/she may have provided a previous rebuttal and you're too busy thinking of an argument that can make that person listen to you and shut up. So really, none of you are really listening to each other, and you are just merely screaming and yelling at each other for nothing.

Pros: While arguing in life is unhealthy, not arguing isn't ideal either. Arguing can make you understand the other person better and know what kind of opinions they have, it can also provide greater trust and an even more autistic understanding.This is, however if you don't argue every single day. When you need to address an issue or problem, arguing helps you identify problems you may or may not have seen before. You may even feel lighter after an argument, because you have let out your anger and your point across. Arguing gives you opportunities to express your disappointment, how you feel, and what makes you feel this way. You will also develop life skills such as patience, kindness, and strength which will result in a better relationship with others. Argument teaches us to evaluate conflicting claims and judge decisions and methods of investigation.

In general, arguments sometimes can be a pain, and they can make your life harder, if you continue arguing with someone everyday even after you read this, but there are also benefits of having arguments that can strengthen your life skills. whenever you see your mom or dad having a strong disagreement, know that there doing that for a purpose, but maybe show them this and they'll quiet down for while.<wink, wink>

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS by SJ

When President Biden was elected in 2020

Two years later, he mysteriously disappeared.

“He said he won't be home until maybe at midnight due to some errands he had to run but when we all woke up at 9:00 am he was still not home and we found out his suitcase was gone and several of his clothes were missing.” Biden’s wife, Jill Biden reports on TV. 

“If I must say, Mr. Biden has not been home a lot lately, I mean, he is the president but he's been busier than ever and lately, I have found many valuables missing from his room” quotes Biden’s housekeeper.

The FBI and the Secret Service are still on the lookout for the 46th president but have found no evidence on where Joe Biden is. But on May 27, 2023 at 6:00 pm, the housekeeper of the president noticed a rather large banner flying in the sky when she was outside watering the plants.“

It said:’ MAKE BETTER CHOICES TODAY, AMERICA IS IN YOUR HANDS.’ 

“ no one else in the family had seen it, for, they were all inside the White House, so I was the only witness, shortly, the plane with the banner flew out of sight.” Biden's housekeeper claims. =

While the police are still looking for Joe Biden, they think that the 2024 election year, will be tougher than ever, ( that is, if they ever find President Joe Biden)

ANGELINA JOLIE STARTS A FIGHT WITH BEYONCE by SJ

Famous actress and superstar Angelina Jolie claims that famous singer and dancer Beyonce dissed her in one of her new songs. “ She was starting up her chorus and she sang something about no one beating her, not even Angelina Jolie", Angelina reports during her interview.

However Beyonce says she never actually said that and she even recommended that Angelina get her hearing checked. 2 weeks later after the song was released Angelina was caught sneaking into Beyonce’s mansion and stealing her song records, before leaving a note that supposedly was meant to make Beyonce ashamed of what she did.

However the day after, Beyonce called the cops on Angelina and said that not only did she steal her song records, she made a big deal out of something that never happened. This made Angelina furious and she stormed out of the scene and disappeared a week after it happened. Researchers and police are still searching for her but still have not found any evidence she has stayed in the state.

PRESIDENT WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT FOUND GUILTY OF SINKING THE TITANIC by SJ

Studies show that President WIlliam Howard Taft was guilty of sinking the Titanic and sabotaging the ships radio, so that no ship would be able to hear and rescue them. HIs housekeeper Elizabeth Jaffray claimed that he had left the White House early in the morning saying that he had an important meeting to attend to and did not return until later in the night at 11:32 minutes before the titanic hit an iceberg and began sinking. 

The co-captain of the Titanic recalled that the front of the Wheelhouse where the captain steered the ship smelled strangely and strongly of peanuts and when the ship was almost halfway across the ocean, the captain dropped dead supposedly due to his very severe allergy to nuts. With all of the ship's doctors and nurses going to the captain the co-captain had a hard time taking over the wheel. That's when the Titanic hit an iceberg and began sinking, 

The housekeeper Elizabeth suspects her master of putting peanuts in the ship because when she was cleaning his room, she found large sacks of peanuts and a tube of poisonous gas buried in his closet. Scientists and doctors are researching this topic furthermore and are 94.795 percent sure President William Howard Taft was the cause of the sinking of the Titanic.