Showing posts with label BE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BE. Show all posts

Friday, June 30, 2023

The Vengeance of Korren by BE

After the guards exiled his parents for treason, did they really expect Korren to let them find him? Sure he had stolen from and wounded soldiers, but he wasn't evil.

Korren tried to forget his parents and focus on his own survival but it was difficult for him. He had watched his parents vanish into the wild and his revenge would make the soldiers wish they had never been born…

Perched in trees above the soldier, Korren tried to keep from laughing. “And when I find you, your death will be long!” the soldier panted.

A sheriff appeared and tied a wanted poster to a tree. Korren waited until was alone to gracefully descend the oak tree and cut the poster down. He tore the poster to shreds before he silently vanished into the thicket.

At 5:00 the next morning, it was raining. Korren shivered as the trees rustled. He was grateful that he had time to find shelter. The lightning had forced him to descend from the treetops and on the ground, he knew he was helpless.

He took refuge in a tangle of buckthorn to reduce the chances of being found, but the searchers must have had given up due to the dreary conditions. Korren watched in dismal silence as his clothing began dripping water. The campfire had long gone out. Korren mixed the ashes with a stick. He spotted another wanted poster and picked up his bow. Five seconds later, an arrow sliced through the air and cut the thin string from fifty feet away in the bramble. The poster fluttered to the ground and he grinned as he watched it dissolve in the rain.

Korren’s supplies were running low and he couldn't live on deer. The towns folk were probably sleeping and the guards were likely to be avoiding the rain. He could use the conditions to his advantage.

Korren carefully picked his way out of the buckthorn thicket he had camped in. His footsteps were washed away by the torrents of water and so was the extinguished campfire. All he left behind was one long slender arrow sticking out of a tree in the bramble.

By an old flickering street lamp a guard stood. Or rather snored under a ledge. And above the snoring guard was a slim, agile figure. Korren slipped his hand into the sleeping guard’s pocket and withdrew his loot. Fifteen dollars and a sleek ivory knife. In the next pocket there was nothing but pocket lint. Korren handcuffed the guard with the handcuffs he had found. By the end of his visit to town, he had collected : Two knives, 135$, a flashlight, paracord, matches, and food. He climbed to the roofs and then Korren was gone. Out of the town and into the trees.

The rain had stopped and the townspeople were rioting. Korren knew that they had woken to find their guards stripped of supplies and chained to fence posts or streetlamps.

“That outlaw sure caused a lot of trouble last night.” said a child’s voice below him. Korren looked down. A small girl and boy were walking through the edge of the woods carrying a wicker basket. The children had dark brown hair and darker brown hiking sticks.

“I bet we could fight him!” said the boy.

“No way,” said the other child, “Mom didn't even want us to come near the woods!”

“But how else would we find our acorns?” said the boy.

Korren hung his weapons in the tree. He picked up a stick and dropped to the ground in front of the boy. The boy backed up and then raised his hiking stick,

“Whoa! How did you do that?” he asked.

“Magic,” Korren smiled. “It’s a secret!”

“Teach me NOW!!!” said the girl while the boy brandished his stick threateningly.

“Is that your wand?” the boy asked.

“Here,” said Korren, "let me show you how I use it.” and vanished.

Korren climbed the oak tree and quickly leaped from branch to branch with the stick, knocking down acorns on the children.

“He made it rain acorns for us!” said the girl.

“I did,” said Korren, standing about a foot behind the child. “Did you like it?”

Then Korren collected his weapons and leapt through the canopy into the deepest parts of the woods.

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That afternoon was warm and sunny. The air smelled musky, like dirt and grass. A slight breeze kept the mosquitoes away and the soldiers' search efforts intensified. Korren was forced to retreat deeper and deeper into the forest and he knew that he could not hide forever in these woods.

But he had plans. He intended to move northwest and find a forest too large to be mapped. Korren wanted to stay safe in the canopy as long as he could.

So he organized his supplies and dried his equipment in the sun. The next morning he would leave this town in chaos. Korren moved logs and dug pits. He stole ropes and gloves and he set up an exit that the town would never forget… Then he found a tall tree in the middle of the woods, surrounded by thorns and he slept.


The next morning was perfect for traveling. Cool, breezy, sunny and there wasn't a cloud in the blue sky. Korren woke up and brought his pack to the edge of the forest that was facing away from the large town. On his way towards town he left a match box in a tree for later use. Then he waited for his work to pay off…

The guard tower began to clang. Guards and officers and soldiers poured out of the town and thundered towards the trees in a cloud of dust. A lone figure stood on a rock in front of them. The dust cloud grew nearer and nearer and then stopped…

Korren was gone. The group charged into the woods firing arrows and bullets at random through the trees. They would burn the woods to the ground if it meant killing Korren.

Korren watched calmly as they chased the straw dummy into the woods. He knew that few of the soldiers would come back out. The traps he had set would ensnare them, drive them mad searching for him while he stripped the empty town of all its riches.

He climbed into the town on the rooftops and raced towards the town square.

He broke windows and tipped garbage cans, stole vases then smashed them in the streets. Korren left the town looking similar to a garbage dump. And he never looked back.

When he reached the town square Korren laid the sack of gunpowder by the fountain. He grabbed a match and lit the bag, and then he sprinted as fast as he could out of the ruined town’s square. BOOM!!! Behind him, the guard towers stopped ringing. Chunks of rock and wood smashed holes in walls surrounding the square. The air filled with dust. By the outer edges of the town, garbage and glass covered the ground. Korren climbed the church's spire. Gazing upon the ruins, he ripped the silver cross off the top of the spire. He knew all the townspeople had been locked in the bomb shelter when the bells started to ring. But the silenced bells would draw them back out.

Korren threw the cross to the ground and jogged through the dust, out of the town and into their legends, for the last time.

Thursday, June 29, 2023

Korren's Hunt by BE

Perched in trees above the soldier, Korren tried to keep from laughing. “And when I find you, your death will be long!” the soldier panted. 

A sheriff appeared and tied a wanted poster to a tree. Korren waited until was alone to gracefully descend the oak tree and cut the poster down. He tore the poster to shreds before he silently vanished into the thicket. 

The next morning it was raining. Korren shivered as the trees rustled. He was grateful that he had time to find shelter. The lightning had forced him to descend from the treetops and on the ground, he knew he was helpless. 

He took refuge in a tangle of buckthorn to reduce the chances of being found but the searchers must have had given up due to the dreary conditions. Korren watched in dismal silence as his clothing began dripping water. The campfire had long gone out and Korren mixed the ashes with a stick. He spotted another wanted poster and picked up his bow. Five seconds later, an arrow sliced through the air to slice the thin string fifty feet away in the bramble. He grinned as he watched it dissolve in the rain

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Breaking news! Lizzo Abducted By Shape-Shifting Aliens! by BE

On June first at 6:00 pm, Lizzo vanished!

Two of her bodyguards were sitting with her backstage when “One moment she was there, and the next she was gone!” said Bobby, her head bodyguard. They conducted a (mostly) thorough search of the concert venue before coming to the only reasonable conclusion: Lizzo had been abducted by aliens!

After the longest five minutes of their lives, the security team found Lizzo exiting the women's dressing room. But the guards quickly became suspicious when Lizzo claimed that she lost her voice in the dressing room.

“I’ll go get it for you,” said Bobby. But a (mostly) thorough search of the woman's dressing room revealed nothing but a massive, gaping hole in the ceiling. Lizzo’s esteemed security team decided that the hole looked like a spaceship.

Is Lizzo here on earth or is there an alien doppelganger fooling us all?

Tuesday, June 27, 2023

POETRY SELECTIONS by BE

Mountains of mist

A mountain of fog is blocking my way.
A trail of confusion till the heat of the
Day. But if I have patience and wait for
A night, the mist will disperse, I’ll notice the light


Fire Hydrant

Standing alone in the rain
A tall ruby in the emerald city


Treehouse

Tall and sturdy
Resistant to noise
Elements pound down
Encouraging equanimity
High as a birds nest
Out of the crowds
Under the clouds
Swaying in the sky, an
Escape from civilization

Batting

Twelve judging eyes as I step to the plate. I practiced my batting so I won’t swing late. “Ball four” It’s a walk and I jog to the base. Twelve happy eyes and a smile on my face.

Classroom Pets and Why They Are Good For You by BE

Second grade was my favorite school year for one main reason: Snoopy the frog. Classroom pets are not a distraction. Instead, they teach students responsibility, empathy and give children much needed stress relief. I think any elementary school teacher should consider a classroom pet.

In my second grade year, students learned responsibility using a chart. I eagerly awaited days when that chart had my name on it. On those days, after the morning announcements I would stop by the back corner of the classroom to take care of our four pets. If we forgot, our pets would be hungry. We never missed a day…

Studies conducted by Cornell University show that taking short study breaks can greatly improve students work and health. This does not mean you should stop working to play video games or watch videos.This means meditation, taking a shower or… connecting with nature. A five minute break with any animal will show dramatic changes in children’s work.

Going into third grade, none of the second grade students were willing to kill a beetle or yell at a classmate. I never forgot my year with Ms. Kettner. By caring for a pets, children develop an increased awareness of others feelings and needs. This world definitely needs more people like that.

I think teachers should each consider one small creature, one more life in their classrooms, one more project to show the students. With small changes, the next generation can hope to become more relaxed, more responsible, more empathetic and better people than their teachers ever had the chance to become.



Bigfoot Steals Mona Lisa! by BE

At 12:00 pm on June 31 2022,  a forest dwelling monster abducted security,  tiptoed into the louvre dressed as a guard, then went on a rampage eating works of art such as the Venus de milo and the Mona Lisa. “A big bummer,” said Bob Mcbobby face- the louvre’s head of security. “We were forced to replace the master pieces with 3d printed replicas.” he admitted. Angry tourists threatened to storm the louvre after discovering that they had spent money to view fake art. “We wanted to seem in control.” Bob Mcbobby face explained. Authorities warn tourists to be on the lookout for furry giants. The search continues.

 BIGFOOT IS STILL AT LARGE…