A FEW DIFFERENT PIECES by VT

School is joyful
school is happy
It’s where you make friends
And fill up your belly
I don’t know what i’d do
Without school, it helps me
Live, learn, & laugh
My favorite subject is math
What about you
Is it reading, science,

Or is it math too?

----------------------------------

Any 2 level + buildings in Plymouth or Maple Grove, beware! Your top floors will turn into trampolines! We know this because: a kid was walking, and out of nowhere he got bounced really high and his head hit the ceiling! If you have 2 or more floors in your house, please don’t go on your highest floor until we stop the trampoline attack. Attics don’t count as the top floor.

---------------------------------

Last night, Bob’s most prized computer just got up and walked away! These computers only are the newest computers made and their manufacturer is smart computers. The government sued smart computers because their computers were too smart.

The walking computers are still on the loose, yes I said computers, not computer. There have been more cases of walking computers, such as the one at Billy’s house & many others.

So please if you have a computer please lock it up.

Even if it isn't from smart computers, we can't trust computers anymore. The computer revolution will possibly spread to phones, ipads and other devices too.

---------------------------------

In the middle of May an empty airplane took off by itself and flew to India, but no plane can go one way to India. This makes people wonder what is going on with planes. If you are planning to go on a trip by flight please cancel it, we don’t know when it will be safe to ride airplanes again. In that time airports will shut down, so no people accidentally go on a flight. Do not go by airplanes.

---------------------------------

Today at 10:10 AM a young boy named Vihaan saw a blue whale walking on land! He was baffled, he thought : whales are supposed to swim in the water, Oh well, no biggie.

Now to learn more about this incident we will interview Vihaan

“Hi Vihaan” Bob said

“Hi… Bob” Vihaan said

“Hey don’t read my name tag, my real name is Bobby. Anyway let's get this interview started. First question: what do you feel about this… incident?” Bobby asked

“I feel a little weird that whales are walking on land.”Vihaan said

“Okay, second question, how do you think we can put these whales back in the water?” Bobby asked

“Definitely build the strongest crane ever and then put the whales in the water!” Vihaan blurted out

“I was going to ask you a third question but I think we should stop the interview.” Bobby stated

“ Bye Bob.” Vihaan said gleefully

“ It’s Bobby!” Bobby replied angrily

That was the weirdest interview ever, but try not to get crushed by a giant tail.

------------------------------

People like to eat cookies, but now the cookies are getting revenge! These monster sized cookies like to eat bite sized people. So if you are shorter than 10 feet tall you are in danger. The cookies are taking over our world! If you eat cookies, the live cookies will eat you. There even is a shop called: kooky cookies, that gives massages to crumbly cookies (sorry for the horrible puns)!

------------------------------

Everybody has seen a pencil before, but they haven’t seen a mutant pencil! These pencils are buff, Very pointy, and alive!

These pencils are getting revenge on humans for scratching them on paper, bouncing them around, and hitting them on the table! So don’t use pencils or pens for that matter because they might come alive too! Don’t use computers either because we still haven’t stopped them from growing bodies so no writing or typing.

---------------------------------

Your household pencil sharpeners have turned against you, They have turned into pencil dulleners! your pencils won’t be sharpened they will be dullened! Whoever made these “sharpeners” shall be sued! So don’t use “sharpeners” anymore.

Just buy more pencils, it won’t make you go crazy. Relax, pencil sharpeners won’t be real anymore, no biggie!

----------------------------------

In every square centimeter of the world math is the same, but not any more, for example in the USA 5x6=30 but in India 5x6=36! Now if you go to a different country you will probably be wrong! So try doing math in your own country.

------------------------------------

Everybody loves their houses, but suddenly houses turn invisible! It turns out it is caused by a ghost! No one knows why the ghost is doing this. Thank you to anyone who makes the houses come back & defeats the ghost!

------------------------------------

Your modern day cars need fuel otherwise they will stop, right? Not any more, now the less fuel people have, the better! So don’t fill up fuel! If you have no fuel, you will be driving without filling up fuel! It is amazing!