Ninjas Attacking Minnesota by VT

Ninja sightings have been reported all over Minnesota. These ninjas like to steal things and they don’t have any mercy, these ninjas come in groups of 2 or 3. If you see ninjas attacking your house or your friend’s house please don’t try to stop the ninjas, instead call the ninja patrol our number is 612 123 4567!

There is one ninja who only robs the biggest houses, so if your house is bigger than the others, watch out this ninja can steal something 10 times heavier than a bed! If you live in Plymouth or Maple Grove, MN you are safe if you live in a neighborhood, because your neighborhood is ninja safe, we are working to make all neighborhoods ninja safe!

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