WE ARE GEGG by AL

NARRATOR: In a world full of pain and suffering, only one little huevo can save us all. And his name? Gegg. He may not speak, but he has big ideas. And he wants to be your president. Here's an excerpt from him: (waves towards right, signaling GEGG.)

(GEGG comes up and holds up a notebook with writing on it. It states: "Our current state divides us. The only way to true harmony is for us to stand together against the tyranny of the oppressor. I plan to unite us as one, so the elite will burn to ash and we rise to a new day. Do not be silent! Raise your voice! WE ARE GEGG!)

GEGG: (gremlin voice) gegg. (GEGG exits. NARRATOR enters)

NARRATOR: We are GEGG! We are GEGG! GEGG for president. GEGG para presidente! GEGG pour le président!