Monday, June 26, 2023

Joe Biden is Santa Claus! by PB

Today in Punta Gorda, Florida, a six-year-old girl had gone to sit on Santa Claus’ lap, but she didn’t know that her beloved Christmas character was actually… Joe Biden.

Today at Fisherman’s Village in Punta Gorda, on the coast of the Peace River, a six-year-old girl, whose name is not disclosed, was sitting on Santa’s knee when he asked her what she wanted for Christmas. Although the girl didn’t realize it, her parents who were filming the interaction noticed immediately that “Santa” was Joe Biden. They ripped off his beard to reveal his true self and called the police on him for identity theft. Biden has been renounced of his position and Kamala Harris has been inaugurated as President of the United States. Biden currently awaits trial and is currently in Charlotte County Jail.

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