The Banana and the Bandana by MS

I want a banana
and a banana decorated bandana
I'll eat the banana as fast as I please,
and I'll put the bandana on some cheese.
I'll buy another banana for six hundred dollars,
and I'll wear the cheesy bandana for forty-six dollars.
Instead of eating the new banana,
I'll eat the cheesy bandana.
Because of that I will explode
into a mode
where my head
is a bed
and my toe
is my worst foe.
I would regret that,
It would feel like I ate a bat.
Instead what I'll do
is I'll put on a shoe
and I'll get my banana
and my bandana
I'll eat my banana that cost six hundred dollars,
and I'll wear my bandana for forty-six hours.
And then for my cheese
I'll throw it with some peas
They will land on a random person's nose,
And they will say "Ow," and blame their toes.
No one likes when something hits their nose,
Especially when it's cheese and peas,
because it messes with your knees.